Why don't they make films like this anymore?

queens funeral. day for history. me an the nancy boys gathered round the tv. my nose more blocked than gemma collins toilet on curry night. got a share bag of doritos ready to go. making a day of it. we not had family bonding time like this since we watched finding nemo in 2009.

wonky wednesday. blown enough rocks out nose to cover south shields beach. gaffa questioned my physical health. deceive him. must be getting cold i croak. seed is planted. phil says his wife had one at weekend. perfect. sicky on friday is mine for the taking. master manipulator.

💤 “Neil Warnock did a team talk and said: ‘My wife had a dream last night..’" 😳 “‘She dreamt our right back scores the winner tonight…so you’re up front!’” 🤯 “12 mins in… he’d scored a hat trick!” Darren Ambrose tells a CRAZY @Warnockofficial story! 🔥

Our NHS is on its knees. And now big pharma companies are trying to squeeze another £2.5 billion a year out of it, by sabotaging a key medicines pricing deal. We can’t let the NHS be broken beyond repair – take 30 seconds to sign the petition & urge the UK government to step in

Jamie Carragher Stay classy Jamie la 🤣

Man City winning the Champions League is such a fairytale. Amazing what can be achieved with £2 billion, a manager with an offshore account, a suspended 2-year ban from European competition and 115 charges of financial irregularity!

Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie

Remember this statement when certain so called experts refuse to debate

He spoke NO LIES

Shell: £32 billion. BP: £23 billion. With millions of people facing climate chaos, these annual profits aren’t just unprecedented – they’re obscene. It’s time for change. Sign the petition and demand big oil companies pay for their destruction – it takes 30 seconds

Shell: £32 billion. BP: £23 billion. With millions of people facing climate chaos, these annual profits aren’t just unprecedented – they’re obscene. It’s time for change. Sign the petition and demand big oil companies pay for their destruction – it takes 30 seconds

If you taxed every Billionaire in the UK so they only had £1bn you would get £1.1tn, an entire year’s worth of tax revenue. It would affect only 173 People. Tax the Rich, they’ve stolen all the money and dodged tax for decades. It‘s time for payback. Follow me, I followback

The Conservatives say they can’t afford the Pension Triple lock because it is too expensive. The UK has the lowest State pension in Europe, the oldest retirement age in the world and is the 6th richest nation in the world. You would have to be damn stupid to believe that lie.

New season, same message 🗣 #GlazersOut

The House of Lords needs abolishing and replacing with something that is actually democratic and not filled with people who paid to be there. RT and Like if you agree.

You Are Legends! Respect!

Post-match Anti-Glazer protest under way at Old Trafford

Protests against the Glazers at Old Trafford today. #mufc #manutd

Anti-Glazer songs greet players as they walk down tunnel. Several thousand fans staying behind for sit-in. Striking scenes as those from around ground walk round/jump barriers to TRA section to join in as one. Group in East Stand tier two have Glazers Out banner too. #MUFC