Y’all be treating ChatGpt like it’s the magic conch

Can’t wait to play TOSU Marching Band through the house tomorrow to get my baby up for the day and get her in her tiny buckeyes outfit 🥰🥰🥰

How the fuck do you say it without?? Now I’m mad

I dreamed of a tomato harvest last night. No one can out-tomato girl me.

Look at my teenage daughter tanning

Good thing I have a viscous guard dog to keep the digging animals out of my gardens…..

It’s time For a tomato update on my insta. Today is the day. We are making progress

There is a lot to unpack here 💀💀💀

Try pregnancy. My husband said yesterday “it’s hard being married to someone with Swiss cheese for a brain” after I told him he’s never mentioned something that he probably definitely told me. Kinda like our roles have reversed 🤣🤣🤣

Never scrolled so fast to the bottom of a post hoping she was announcing new music but maaaaannn 😭😭😭😭😭💔

Wild how I can give my kid 3 ounces of water in an open cup to practice and by the end of her meal it looks like I brought the garden hose inside and just let er rip

Top of my shit list is now Momcozy with the worst customer service ever

There’s no one more evil than you

WAKE UP BUCKEYE NATION… FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP ITS GAMEDAY‼️🔥‼️

I’m so excited 🥰 go bucks!

Dads out of town so that means Mia is allowed to be a Buckeye without hearing him whine this morning 😜 dressed and ready for football season!!

Sunny and 70 in Columbus god I wish I was drunk as shit there rn 🥲🥲🥲🥲

They’re really weekend at Bernie’s-ing poor Lee 😂 get that man a tapioca pudding and leave him alone. He’s done a great job 🥲

Sure hope Archie likes pressure bc they’re hyping him up like he’s Jesus

Just tried to give Mia a sip of my non alcoholic beer thinking she wouldn’t like it bc she was begging for my glass. And she tried to chug the whole damn drink 🤣 I’m doomed. Future Buckeye