Thank you Jeff Flake

Quick reminder: The women of the US national soccer team get paid, on average, roughly 38% as much as the members of the men’s national team. youtube.com/watch?v=cO-IkU…

Dear sunkistcitrus WHY?? #bartenderlife #sharewhatsreal instagram.com/p/B1t0eDCH5s1/…

If you employ people who are paid minimum wage and you’re open on #LaborDay you’re kind of a jerk

Fyi, Near North Target store on Elston is crowded AF. Store is not limiting number of customers and most customers aren’t wearing masks #staythefuckhome #COVID

The abundance of free time I have rn is turning me into more of a #Karen than I care to admit WHERES MY ORDER YOU SAID 2 DAYS ITS BEEN 3 OMFG #COVID19

Hey United Airlines so both you and Durham require I wear a mask RDU Airport and on the plane, but your pilot sits five feet from me and chillin without one?

The Political Elites’ Pointless Calls for More Leadership The Political Elites’ Pointless Calls for More Leadership newrepublic.com/article/157955…

Hey Damon Lindelof how about a directors cut where you drop all the superfluous episodes? My quarantine needs this collider.com/damon-lindelof…

Country falling apart and this mf gettin ice cream. At least he’s doing now the same thing he’ll do if elected.

if our nanny had wisely invested the $1200 that Trump gave her back in April she’d have $1,137 right now

God who knew Mark Cuban would become my new twitter hero

I’m five months food-baby pregnant #QuarantineLife

My boyfriend sends me political tweets. I send him tweets about artificial yard dragons, possums at Arby’s, and cat faces photoshopped onto bear bodies.

Why should I vote Democrat when your favorite move is surrendering? Nancy Pelosi Lead or gtfo the way.

This is what I think about when ppl say the US is the “greatest country.” No, the great countries are doing this already.

Wondering if anyone has measured brix in a White Claw? I’m trying to start an argument with a friend Dave Arnold don 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑡𝑠𝑐ℎ𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑧 lee

If we’re opening restaurants, ya need to add hospitality workers to this list. We’re the ones dealing with maskless customers ⁦@chicagosmayor⁩ ⁦@CDRosa⁩ ⁦JB Pritzker⁩ chicago.eater.com/2021/1/27/2225…