Low key upset because i accidentally lost 5 pounds in the last 2 months 😭

My mom and I upgraded to business class for the return flight from Egypt and I already know I’ve spoiled my flying experience cuz I’ll never wanna fly economy again 🤣

Having my bestie live literally one minute down the street from me is one of my biggest flexes 😌 #grateful

Can’t believe I’m going to Ibiza next month 😍😍😍

I always say I’m not going to over pack yet here I am with a checked bag and two carryons 🤣

There are few occasions where a USA flag bathing makes sense. On the beach in Ibiza is not one of them 😂

IKEA sells real Swedish candy again 😋😋😋

Showing up for kids in ways that grownups didn’t show up for you when you were little is the best feeling ❤️

“You put your butthole on my pillow now I gotta wash my sheets” #thingsisaytomydog

Dealing with dumb dumb drunk ppl <<

So many loose hairs (losers)

Yesterday at work I taught a kid how to play solitaire. I hadn’t played in yearssss and not I’m hooked again 🤣

I wish there was an opt out of ai option on social media. I’m so tired of seeing so many stupid ai videos/posts!! Blehhhh 💩

*screaming into the void*

I lost sayyRAW to the dance floor while I’m literally having the best espresso martini known to man kind