I literally took out a gun and shot my grandpa because I thought he changed the channel. Thanks a lot Tubi

in need of a burrito and a nap. in that order.

If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst

Perhaps the coldest Brock Purdy edit yet.

This is me when the fiddle part hits in Dixieland Delight

flight attendant said they’re out of gingerale … ok so why am I even on this plane

“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone

Here we go

yes, i draw that cunty little line. i do it with z’s too…. started in 4th grade because i knew i wanted to be a bad bitch (attention)

you gotta hand it to sabrina carpenter, i don’t think i’ve heard anyone say “expresso” in like a year

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

SABRINA????????😭