Being gay and general awkwardness are equal!! Can’t say I’m surprised honestly x.com/lestowelldildd…

Hmm x.com/lestowelldildd…

A lot of you seem nervous and anxious right now so I’d just like to say that whatever happens, I’m sure it will be great. Take deep breaths and think positive. Try not to worry yourself too much if the thing isn’t something in your control. Take care of yourself.

I hope you feel better now. I’m truly sorry if certain things (👀) aren’t happening in your area and I hope that one day you will get to do what you want. Kindly appreciate the people who have spent ages working hard on something to make you happy.

How do you know that the sea is friendly? Because it keeps giving us little waves! 🌊🌊

Did you hear? I’m queer.

Congratulations to everyone who already got the tickets they wanted! You deserve it! To those who didn’t, I’m so sorry! I hope you at least get to see the show. I’m sure you will have the best time!

This is for all those who are still stressed about tickets. I hope you get the ones that you want. Try not to be too anxious. Take deep breaths to calm yourself down. You can do this! Also, don’t be upset if you don’t get them. That’s alright too! Look on the positive side!

Where do you take a frog with bad eyesight? 🐸 To the hoptician! 👓

What’s a snake’s favourite magic spell? Abrada-cobra!

Sometimes I just look at the sky and thank everything holy for blessing us humans with dogs

Also, can I just say that I’m very thankful for 4,000 followers? I can’t believe there are so many of you and I appreciate each and every one of you! 💛

A very happy Thanksgiving to anyone who celebrates it!

Why don’t cows become foot models? Because they lack-toes!

Also, I apologise for being so inactive. I may or may not have deleted the Twitter app from my phone to make more space for dog videos. I hope you are all doing very well.

Happy December!

Here’s a little reminder to everyone who needs it: Sadness will not last forever. You will get through whatever you’re struggling with. You are strong. You are brave. I believe in you. 🌟

sorry for being so ia! dan and phil don’t seem to be playing dream daddy anymore (smh) and this whole joke is getting a bit old so i think i’m going to stop tweeting from this account. it’s been fun and i’ll miss it so much!! you can find me making bad jokes on anu. bye!

hi so i’m the person that pretended to be a middle aged gay single dad for a few months woohoo. (in my defence i was just really bored) x.com/lestowelldildd…