By any means

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.

I need a hand everyone. These 3 showed up in June with no mom, and I'm fostering them now. However, the one I'm holding in the pic needs its leg amputated. Between that, the first shots, getting them fixed etc it's expensive. Any help would be appreciated. I put my info in a pic

Coach just left his underwear in the gym bathroom 😂 #SwiperGang

You need to be getting hurt in the gym all the time

Me and my boys have been slap boxing Don Lemon for 20+ hours

Love it when a billionaire’s feel-good backstory is just “He used to work for hours on end at a job!”

Let the invasive lanternflies live. This kingdom is not mine or yours to rule

Misplaced my lollipop #CaseOfTheMissingLolly

Schultz and Portnoy…let’s iron this out. You two gentlemen, myself, a damn good bottle of bourbon. And one suicide pact the world will never forget

New Pendejo Time free video episode with Mike Birnigglia and bad boy LLC youtu.be/nLRbFGxntJw Premium with Thomas White and Listen to Online Boy on Spotify or else (threat) coming soon

My lady asked to look something up on my phone and it was just sweet potato biscuit recipes on there

Every guy who’s ever sold me bad weed has an infant on his Snapchat story tonight

Bro…you fucking crushed on Subway Takes

Man the Internet is crazy, we really ALL got molested by Hulk Hogan 😂🤷‍♂️

They still let my dawg in the bar cause he’s a registered cervix animal

Alone again…naturally 🍁

Drinking some coconut water. Little taste of the islands

We really went from fixing domed arch with the brick, to mixing Chrome Hearts with the Rick 😂 Been a tough time lately