Driving around reminiscing about old times

Playing Madden 07 at my grandparents house and the Falcons rostered TWO fullbacks We used to be a country, man

> be a man > get deathly sick > refuse to go to the doctor > say "i'll be fine" > let ur body 1v1 the virus > if u lose it was natural selection

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

Me in a rush to get home from work to do absolutely nothing

my grandma used to say “keep $10 in your pockets to buy a pretty girl some flowers” grandma rest your soul but these $10 going to some vbucks

“i never see you at the club” and i never see you in the cinema, sitting in the middle row with popcorn and drinks

How it feels having to scroll to the year I was born

I would sacrifice some of you just to experience this scene for the first time all over again.

ATTENTION U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement THIS VIOLENT LEFTIST EXTREMIST LESBIAN TERRORIST IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS

Watching the Patriots get back to the Super Bowl in 7 years while my team has been rebuilding since the the invention of the cellphone

Frauen wenn sie hören wie oft ich mich einscheisse

This movie was great. Sucks poop box office performance overseeing it. Marketing wasn't the best, but go see it.

She ain't held a gun since she shot that dog lmao.

“This country needs high speed rail. Japan has had it for 60 years and our trains see a max speed of 79 mph!”

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