Watch Omid Djalili last night at the Edinburgh fringe and he fucking killed it on stage!! 👨🏼‍🦲🍄☁️🏰

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Who wants to open this pack? Will give 3 people who retweet this the FIFA points for it ☑️ Got to be following (so I can DM) 🔥 ^

Who wants to open this 500K pack? 👀 Sending #FIFA23 points to a few of you who like & retweet this 📦 Drop FUTDonkey X CillianFUT Coinstore 💰 a follow so we can DM you :)

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Pre-season is underway at the Kelso Getting ready for the upcoming 2024/25 season in a new league after promotion 💪

The time has come, Kelso AFC’s first summer signing. We would like to welcome Blaise Jjuuko to the team. Blaise caught the eye of the manager in the 2nd last game of the season where he bagged a hatrick for Douglas YAFC. Join us in welcoming Blaise to the Kelso Family

ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🚨 The Kelso AFC schedule for our preseason games this summer. A tour of Fife beginning with a trip to Inverkeithing on the 20th of July to face Inverkeithing United.

🚨Contract Extension🚨 The Kelso AFC are delighted to see young Sonny Mitchell and veteran Gary McCafferty putting Pen to paper and committing themselves to the team for another year.

🚨another contract extension🚨 We are delighted to share that Samson Tusso has extended his stay with The club for another year. Samson has impressed the gaffer during his short time with us after joining for the second half of last season.

🚨✍️ We are delighted to announce the contract extension of Stuart Pirie Stuart has signed for a further year after being introduced into the Kelso hall of fame at the end of last season.

🚨✍️ Signing number 2 of the day Lee Hagger has put pen to paper for another year at the Kelso. Lee impressed the manager last year enough to be rewarded with “managers player of the year” and we are delighted he is staying.

Final preseason fixture 🚨 We travel to take on St Monans AFC in our final preseason match in Fife. If you would like to come support the mighty Kelso, game kicks off at the Recreational Park in St Monans at 2pm. MTK💛🖤💛🖤

🚨 announcement After a long summer of negotiations, the Kelso are delighted to announce the main sponsor partnership with 45 Hound Black, a new distillery based on the east end of Dundee. Visit their website theshenanigan.co.uk Mon the Kelso 🖤💛🖤💛

Tomorrow we kick start our journey in the Scottish cup away to Glebe Hibernian If you’re in or around Glasgow, come along and show your support! Here’s to the rebels! 45 Hound Black Distillery Dundee Saturday Morning Football League Scottish Amateur FA

Friday night football Get down to whitton park tomorrow to see the first Friday night game of the season - Kelso AFC vs Lochee Harp AFC. Here’s to the rebels 45 Hound Black Distillery MTK 🦁

Kelso AFC-DSMFL are pleased to announce details of our fundraising venture. we have decided to put the funds raised to go towards purchasing our very own DEFIBRILLATOR. The thinking behind this is that we as a club and a big part of our local community More info in thread