Look at this moron. Parking their car near the seafront when there was a storm warning. Hahahaha.

Axminster is SHITE so is the club. Imagine losing every single game.

Halloween is fantastic ain't it. Even got a Halloween tree up.

Steak and blowjob tonight.

Guess what fat bastard is going to eat all this in one sitting. It's me. I'm the fat bastard.

Liverpool fans are spastics

Hello Metropolitan Police Sussex Police as you can see these flags are so distracting people literally can't see a massive beaming red light. Take down immediately

I get so much pussy.

Don't give a fuck because it's a friendly. But my lord Wales are shite.

If you had the choice of dying or going Milton Keynes for the day, which way would you prefer to die?

PSG really overpaid didn't they.

Finding it funny what he said about Klopp is apparently knowing he was a nonce and supporting up.

Check his harddrive

Got a new Shark Hoover today and I fucking love it. I am so old.

Been banned from Trust pilot for my review on the Shark Hoover... Thanks Trustpilot

Today I am feeling Chinese

You'll never guess what isn't turned off

Just slipped over and nearly died and my lad just laughed at me. What a geezer.