Me writing about men like bad male authors write about women ‘He charged into the room, pert testicles bouncing gaily. I saw a scar & wondered if he’d had a vasectomy. He opened his plump lips, full of promise but annoying words came out...something about a football match’

UK Government August: Goooooooo,🤗 go and have fun🥰, don’t worry 😉. Here’s a tenner💷. Treat yourself baby😘 September: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING!!!!!!😡🤬

Can someone please do a study into the correlation between mainly left wingers believing in COVID/mask wearing and right wingers believing it's all a conspiracy I'm tryna see somethin

IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE! IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE IT GOES OVER YOUR NOSE

to remind you

PLASTIC HEARTS OUT NOVEMBER 27TH.

🙌Queen Kamala

Been getting a lot of questions about the recent sale of my old masters. I hope this clears things up.

what is joe biden’s plan to get taylor her masters back

Ever since I was 13, I’ve been excited about turning 31 because it’s my lucky number backwards, which is why I wanted to surprise you with this now. You’ve all been so caring, supportive and thoughtful on my birthdays and so this time I thought I would give you something!

My favorite position is reverse cowgirl because I don’t like to see men happy

Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you are actually being told the truth is a crucial skill.

Herbert the vacuum seems a little dramatic

Call this a lockdown? Close the schools properly. Only open for key workers kids. Supply laptops/tablets. They can produce cash quick enough when their donors need invoices settling. Ensure a minority of parents aren’t using the teachers as a babysitting service. 1/8

What sort of world do we live in where we’ve allowed the media and their billionaire friends to present a bloke who wears recycled mittens and another who makes jam and grows vegetables as a threat to our futures? We need new media and we need it now.

The next album that I’ll be releasing is my version of Red, which will be out on November 19. This will be the first time you hear all 30 songs that were meant to go on Red. And hey, one of them is even ten minutes long🧣 Taylor.lnk.to/RedTaylorsVers…

I don’t really understand the focus on Boris Johnson. Yes, he’s a criminal, a bully, and an unprincipled charlatan. But the whole Tory party is awash with corruption, cronyism, sleaze and bullying, and driven by ruthless self-interest. And all of them appear to be above the law.

15 yrs ago, while hiking on my own, I was violently assaulted & raped. Every anniversary, I go for a solo hike to remind myself I can still do it, that there is great beauty to be found, even after trauma. Here’s today’s hike. And my essay I always post 👉tinyurl.com/482k67e9

This is Sunderland, not the shameful scenes we have seen tonight. Unfortunately though the racist scum out on the streets tonight are what the world is currently seeing! Absolutely sickening but they will all crawl back under their rocks soon!