I pray every woman has the speed, fury and accuracy of response that Maura just had to Tom being an edgelord dick on #loveisland. "You think I'm going to suck you off? Fuck off." She is my queen.

northerner: no southerner: hahahahaha say that again nOooOOooooooO northerner: x.com/SooniAJS/statu…

Mind the days when your dads mysterious pal could get you a shitey dvd copy of a film that wasn’t due to come out for about 3 years

Does anyone else congratulate themselves on setting a timer for when food is done in the oven? Because I do. “Well fucking done for setting that Lauren because I definitely forgot, and the house would have been as burnt as my current social life” 🤦🏻‍♀️

The first time I do a jigsaw in years and the cliche happened. I’m very disappointed Paladone

Fascism doesn't happen overnight. As the murder of Jo Cox reminds us, what is happening in America can happen here.

Smashing through The Circle USA. Joey went from my least favourite ep one due to the cocky ass flirt... to my top 2 ep 4. Real as real can be, that boy is hilarious 🤣 Joey Sasso @TheCircleZone

Piers Morgan just walked off the Good Morning Britain set (!!!) after co-presenter Alex Beresford defended Harry and Meghan and condemned Piers' treatment of them in yesterday's programming

Would they dare? Brighton Zip have a whopping 50% off on for all mother figures on Zip rides! Get them to take the plunge in April, tickets are only a mere £8 using the code ZIPMOTHERSDAY21, get a live video for £3: we.tl/t-8ktpZ5EVjd #NeverNormalBrighton

Slightly distasteful shouting and laughing by men in the Chamber at our observation that under this Bill you can get more time in prison for damaging a memorial than raping a woman. I would gently suggest less shouting, less laughing, more listening to women.

Photography by yours truly of Chris Spencer on Brighton Palace Pier !

11 years ago… I’m old #MyTwitterAnniversary

An amazing piece I had the pleasure of working on recently, everyone NEEDS to see this!

Wine drunk ready for #SMALondon What’s your beef??

covid rlly ruining my 20s

The portrayal of cope with PTSD and rape culture in LGA is poignant. I’ve never publicly spoke my truth but I’m strong enough it no longer keeps me captive 🌹#LuckiestGirlAlive #netflix

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