Do you ever go to sleep thinking of the coffee you’re going to have in the morning or are you normal?

Every day around midnight, I'm shocked to find out it's only 6pm

before spotify wrapped comes out, y’all gotta realize that i went through approximately 20 personality changes and am not responsible for whatever song i looped for seven hours

The replies to this tweet gmfu 🤯

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

Bereal is not for the people who like to rot in their bed

I feel attacked

me ignoring the skip intro button when the white lotus theme comes on x.com/ArathCarballo/…

nobody: me at the club: 🗣 WE STILL GOING TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT AFTER THIS?

Bro why is all thanksgiving food soft af

Putting it out there that once again, I will be accepting any and all tamale donations this holiday season 🥰

Having my nail salon located across the street from my building is soo convenient

Thank you for your payment. Me:

Tbh NYE at home is the vibe. Comfy clothes, you can make your own drinks, and you don’t have to pay for an overpriced Uber

Naaaaaa grocery shopping prices are ridiculous right now 😑You might as well eat outside !!

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

im busy i got like 20 books to read and my hair takes forever to wash

Me after putting air in my tires.