oh god oh fuck everyone is about to start circling back in the new year

“Happy new year! Just circling back on this…”

another day as a big girl with a big girl job

The funny and also extremely sad thing about the #EpsteinClientList is that most people posting about it don’t give one fuck about sexual assault or exploitation they only care because they want to win a point against politicians they dont like.

Checking out of hotels is a myth You literally don’t have to do it Just leave; nothing different happens

When I fuck up the poached egg

It's so funny to me, cuz you never hear these fucking losers whining about Bradley Cooper being at every Eagles game, or Matthew McConaughey fuckin walking the sidelines at every Texas game, but when a popular, powerful female is enjoying herself at a game, it's a problem? Losers

Must have been hard to thank them afterward

jason kelce is a living god

Happy International Women's Day! 🥳🥳 #WomensDay

I feel like John Cena is the only person who could have pulled that skit off. Hilarious #Oscars

The most selfish thing you can do is plan an international wedding. Putting your 84 year old grandma on a 14 hour flight and making your family burn 6 vacation days and 2 months pay to see you get married is a vibe.

CANADA 🇨🇦 WINS THE GOLD CANADA HAS WON GOLD THE CANADIAN MEN’S 4x100m SHOCK THE WORLD THEY ARE OLYMPIC CHAMPIONS

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Tonight, seven planets will align and be most visible just after sunset — Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Venus, Neptune, Mercury, and Saturn According to NASA, a similar seven-planet alignment is not expected to occur again until 2040

Former United States President John F. Kennedy, spoke to #Canadian Parliament in 1961 on their country’s unique relationship with Canada. #Throwback 📷 Ducan Cameron

"The heart attack at 50 began at 20. The Alzheimer’s at 70 started at 40. The loss of independence at 80 began at 30. The aging you want tomorrow begins with the choices you make today." - Dr. Bob Rako

Shit. I’m running late. Where’s the fucking sleigh?”

Canadians when they heard Bad Bunny say “Canada!” #SuperBowlLX