Lotta Silicon Valley investors living outside their means instead of budgeting for an emergency smh

update: we were silenced

soup season is eternal, soup season is a state of mind

sorry i missed your text i didn’t sign up to be in a society where i’m expected to be in constant communication with others

always the idesmaid, never the ides

served unbelievably hard

Me? Just smiling, remembering a specific sandwich

sometimes there is an insatiable desire for sleep in a queen sized bed in a hotel room alone with cable tv on

tits or ass? bro her belief in the inherent goodness of people

personally, i think i’d rather die than eat a deviled egg

MEMORY > THAT ME

oh you have mocktails? oh they cost $15? i’m going to set your house on fire

wizard wednesday 🧙🏾‍♂️ gray morrow cover art for if, august 1967

“Megalopolis” sounds like Liza Minnelli trying to remember a dinosaur name

the european mind cannot comprehend lil jon doing georgia's roll call

kamala would win 400 electoral votes if she did this on stage rn #Debate2024

If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024