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hate this new google docs "ask gemini" feature. if i wanted to get misinformation from a gemini i'd talk to my mother

i have horrible heat stroke for no reason and i’m going to make it everyone else’s problem

i love the sea!!!! the ocean however scares the shit out of me

you gotta slurp ass if you want the slur pass

it’s so crazy when a hotel doesn’t have plugs beside the beds like did we go back in time or is the room smugly mocking me for being unable to spend a waking minute without my phone in my hands??? do you think you’re better than me??

idk what present i shoudl get my girlfriend while im on holiday shoudl i just get my nips pierced and call it a day

why do hotels always have that weird pink lighting anyways hiiiii new bikini

being english is so weird it’s like wow i have ginormous tits and also i’m in england

it’s so funny to me which of my pictures will take off on here like any pic i put a modicum of effort into will be ignored but crusty hotel room bikini pic that’s not in focus? SURE everyone loves it

three quarters view is the best you’re gonna get i’m afraid

sixty-something woman just called me her soulmate in front of her husband