The Washington Commanders play this unique brand of defense called “bend don’t break” that breaks literally every time

The universities employ a number of gov. relations reps., advisors, and lobbyists. What an utter failure, morally and professionally. One of the worst Congressional witness performances in the modern era. I suppose it’s a difficult task to go to bat for anti-semitism.

And people say we get nothing done

Good to see Politico writes stories based off my tweets

It’s an honor to travel to Annapolis to today to see our nation’s best and brightest in the Go Bowling Military Bowl - half of Blacksburg is here but without Enter Sandman, the play is Tulane +10.5

Dry January has been canceled, due to a lack of hustle.

It’s always been wet dog

Divisional round. Light em up

Top 4 beers (2/18/2024) 1. Red Stripe USA 2. Kona Big Wave 3. Guinness GB (draft only) 4. Miller Lite

Quick update here: Confirmed tonight at the ACC Tourney. Simply put, these are the worst people ever. They will be out of the NCAA tournament by the second round

I have no connection to Tennessee or any of its cities but Walking in Memphis might be a top 5 song of all time

This is what happens when you ask for a car bomb at your local Irish pub

A coworker just tossed me a football during a conversation. I caught it, and then he motioned for me to throw it to him. I did so. He caught it. It was like something out of a movie written by people who've never been in an office. This is what peak performance looks like.

The Mariners coming to town to play the Nats reminds me of the time I bought a Ken Griffey jersey off alli express freshman year and proceeded to wear it to every subsequent St. paddy’s day

Kept it between the tackles all day long

-20.5 was a 🔒

“"No one is going to take anything at face value, that's for sure," New York Times chief White House correspondent Peter Baker told us.” Great that those tasked with covering the most important and valuable enterprise in human history were previously taking things at face value

Won’t stop until I get my hands on that coaster

Late 90s cover band on the night before Thanksgiving hit like Jersey Mikes (Mike’s way, giant) before they were bought out by private equity