First time back in an airport since skiing.... having one bag and a will to live makes it much more pleasant. #yeet #yote #yaught

Showed up to my gate and there is about a fistfull of loose shredded chicken on the ground. Gonna cop that, thanks for the freesnack @dia #blessed #womeninpolitics

Fuck Folgers, Best part of waking up is drinking an aggressivly Luke warm glass of piss. #LaborOnLaborDay #mOoD

YES! IT HAPPENED! I got my very own talks show in the RIVER! watch Late River with River Guy (Conner O'Malley) THE ONLY TALK SHOW IN THE RIVER! youtube.com/watch?v=Za-Zi7…

Magnets bro what the fuck is up with them shits. How do they work? Magic!?!? Top scientist say "WTF no. How the hell do you keep getting in here without security clearance. This is treaspasing. I am call the cops!" #thisisnotfunny #butthatisshowbizbaby #PresidentialAlertSystem

Do a chicken fried cover Taylor Swift

💥 | De Kazak Sabirzhan Muminov schat zijn snelheid verkeerd in en klapt over de boarding. De kwalificatie in Innsbruck, de 3e wedstrijd van de Vierschanzentournee, is nu live op Eurosport 1 en de Eurosport Player.

Yo Taylor Swift let's talk. We still want a chicken fried cover chase

Hey team. I like sports. Help make it so Canada can continue to do sports, and preserve the history of this sport in North America. Sign this and pass it along if you like sports too. Simple as that ya turkeys. Cool TTYL #skijump #sports #yaysports

How could you say something so controversial, yet so brave? #CFL

Not to get political but, I don't think Dr. Pepper actually has a doctorate degree. Dr Pepper let us see Dem papers!

Not to be controversial,but.......

Where is Mambo no. 1,2,3,4? What else is the government hiding from us? Justin Trudeau

Aight team, I'll say it.... whomever decided America should use the US customary system over the metric system was straight not a cool guy. Weights & Measures watch it bub!

"Freesolo 2: the border wall" might need some creative editing to stretch it to a feature length film.....it's a work in progress. youtu.be/dkPRrjqGKm0

Join me in helping last place specialist in his quest to lock down his passport. His game has not been cutting it this far. Nina Lussi is the only hope chng.it/Cskb8cb4

I know this is controversial and I will lose followers over this. At risk of getting political but oat milk has been providing me with the silky satifaction I have become accustomed with cows milk. Also Taylor Swift do a chicken fried cover #ระวังตัวไว้ด้วยก็แล้วกัน #JISOO

It's an honor to work with such a great organization. Thanks for the opportunity STROBE Science & Technology Center

Bout to risk it all on a Russian crypto scam in my spam folder just to feel something

touch grass dweeb Paweł Borkowski