With Tumblr fading away, now is the time for Microsoft to pivot LinkedIn and allow mature content.

BREAKING: Joe Biden just referred to Frankenstein's monster as “Frankenstein”

oh no

"So, it's 2009 and I'm the CEO of a tech startup. I have one of my VP's, Ethan and his wife over for dinner..."

What if his presidency is unexpectedly great, Brexit-style? (not sure what stage this is)

I want some of what John King is on. No signs of slowing down.

Twitter feed very unfair and unbalanced right now. Where my Nebraskans at?

In the spat w/ Lewis, people are forgetting young Trump was also willing to risk breaking law to defend his beliefs: nytimes.com/2016/08/28/us/…

I like the sound of Lou Millenium.

I’m with Trump on this one. Australia has been insufferable since 22 wolverine movies ago.

Don’t be distracted by this Russia nonsense, keep your eye on the ball. Trump shakes hands weird.

Announcing nationwide MRI and X-ray cost estimates on Amino. 2 million+ prices at your fingertips. amino.com/blog/announcin…

*Trump bites off head of a bat* TRUMP: *blood drips down chin* God help this poor creature. PUNDITS: In that moment, he became President.

I can’t believe Kevin Durant went to a team he wanted to play for instead of staying with the people who won him in a lottery.

"The era of strategic patience is over," he said. Patiently. And without a strategy.

every time i reply to an e-mail, i sound like a civil war widow: "Apologies for the slow reply. 'Twas a long and trying winter and life has been naught but a constant chain of struggle and despair. Please excuse my idleness during these troubled times..."