Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) 's Twitter Profile
Kristen Schaal

@kristenschaaled

Comedian,actress, she/her. cinemablend.com/movies/kristen… thanks, Carlie Hoke for writing it.

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Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) 's Twitter Profile Photo

* Charlie Kirk gets killed. * MAGA: THIS IS CIVIL WAR!!! 🤬 * Iraq veteran with American flags on his truck shoots up a church. * MAGA: Come on guys, let's not be quick to judge.

Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So the two gunman who carried out mass shootings *this weekend* were white male veterans with semiautomatic rifles. Will the GOP call for the removal of white male veterans’ AR-15s?

Protect Kamala Harris ✊ (@disavowtrump20) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense? (Pete Hegseth) It’s almost like Republicans are fucking racist.

Anyone else notice that black women with Harvard degrees and 20 years of experience are called “DEI” hires but some random guy on Fox News is expertly qualified to run the Department of Defense? (Pete Hegseth)

It’s almost like Republicans are fucking racist.
Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) 's Twitter Profile Photo

SB79 is currently on Gavin Newsom's desk. It’s a law that would speed up housing construction near transit and begin to address the massive housing crisis in our state. Passing it through the legislature was a huge victory for housing advocates and everyone who wants California

James Urbaniak (@jamesurbaniak) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Excited to announce these upcoming dates for my standup act! Riyadh Comedy Festival - Oct 2nd Viktor Orbán presents Hungary for Comedy- Oct 15th The Jeffrey Epstein Foundation's Release the Smiles Festival - Nov 1 OpenAI's Text to Laughs Fest - October 20th

Justine Bateman (@justinebateman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If any actors are curious about what is in the 2023 agreement you ratified, the SAG permission to use AI objects like the "Tilly" thing below is on page 3. (Link to entire agreement below.) I have highlighted that all the signatory studio needs to do it "notify SAG" that they're

If any actors are curious about what is in the 2023 agreement you ratified, the SAG permission to use AI objects like the "Tilly" thing below is on page 3. (Link to entire agreement below.)
I have highlighted that all the signatory studio needs to do it "notify SAG" that they're
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Brian Schatz: "This is not about money. There is enough money to bail out Argentina with $20b. There is enough money to purchase a brand new aircraft for $173m for Noem. There is enough money to renovate the WH ballroom. What there isn't enough money for under this Republican

Eric Topol (@erictopol) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How do mRNA vaccines help fight cancer? A @nature publication today tells the story, one with big implications, as reviewed here MD Anderson Cancer Center Steven H. Lin Adam Grippin erictopol.substack.com/p/how-mrna-vac…

How do mRNA vaccines help fight cancer? 
A @nature publication today tells the story, one with big implications, as reviewed here <a href="/MDAndersonNews/">MD Anderson Cancer Center</a>  
<a href="/StevenLin_MDPhD/">Steven H. Lin</a> <a href="/adam_grippin/">Adam Grippin</a>
erictopol.substack.com/p/how-mrna-vac…
Suzie rizzio (@suzierizzo1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t take a private car to debates he takes the bus and this is just another reason he’s so dearly loved in New York City because he’s a man of the people!

David Pakman (@dpakman) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them

Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I read this as an opportunity to give away your guns to make it safe! Ha. Forgot this is insane USA. It's a give away of safes to lock up your guns in your house because they are so fucking dangerous. timescall.com/2025/11/10/gun…