It's not working. Help.

Our local thrift store had a back-to-school sale today where you could fill a kitchen-sized trash bag with clothing for $20 total. There was a line to get in. We got 35 items in our bag and could have fit more. Everything I picked fits & has ended up being a keeper. Total win.

Wanting to die and be buried with all of your own organs intact is not selfish.

These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

Being right *IS* being kind.

"Teachers are those who have teaching degrees. I have a teaching degree, therefore I am a teacher." This is a logically invalid argument. This analogy is absolutely awful. I'm impressed. What do you call people who teach other people? Wracking my brain ...

This school year is a great school year to start permanently homeschooling your kids.

47% of North Carolina 4th grade students are not grade-level proficient in reading. 44% of North Carolina 4th grade students are not grade-level proficient in math. If you don't like the NAEP data and think it's wildly inaccurate, data from state tests isn't so hot either.

I wonder how long I'll put off reading this book.

Having a stye is the WORRRST.

At the ophthalmologist waiting to check in, and this little old lady came up and asked if I was waiting. I said yes. She walked in front of me up to the receptionist. I got cut in front of by a tiny old lady who has to stand on her tippy-toes to see over the counter. 😂

Why you should have a robust library: My girlfriend lost everything in a house fire a few years ago. Her husband just lost his job. Her kids needs books for the school year. She came over. We went through my library and found several books for each of her kids on my shelves.

Pretty sure that this is my Harris Teeter.