rust should have #[deride(...)] macros for expressing dissatisfaction for certain code

uber's arrival time estimates have begun accounting for a number of traffic violations committed by the driver and I don't know how i feel about this

me i fear

Google's AI fuzzing / BigSleep found real bugs in FFmpeg (used by billions of devices). The ethical question isn't whether they *should* report—it's who bears remediation cost. OSS maintainers get vulnerability debt without compensation. This is infrastructure asymmetry at

Autocorrect on my iphone: > i write: humilit6 > i expect a fix to: humility (one letter away on the keyboard) > nothing happens > i write: congrats, well done! > corrected: we'll done! it's like my phone is inhabited by a malicious demon determined to make me look dumb

you are on a head-on collision course with somebody on the street. your natural instinct is to turn to the ______

Fun fact: the Jeopardy! theme as we know it, originally written by Merv Griffin, was taken from a song he wrote as a lullaby for his son called "A Time For Tony" — and you can actually listen to it and hear the resemblance! youtube.com/watch?v=TvIe--…

typing speed is such a funny thing for people to be proud of because it's probably the most direct measure we have of how little time you've spent touching grass in your life. also i can type 160wpm get owned.

STOP USING DOCKER! did you know its default networking stack could be adding to your latency as much as... *checks notes* oh. like, less than 1ms. and that's the only performance bottleneck of using docker vs. running natively and you can just fix it with --net=host. shit rocks

i have decided my goal in life is that every time one of my friends has a problem, i will have already written a piece of software i can give to them to solve it.

Me writing terraform: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me applying terraform: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

so far, my personal infra includes (among other things) a music downloader, notetaking program, key-value store, chat app, movie and concert tracker, analytics platform, network restriction bypass layer, and file sharing service. recipe site is coming soon. what's next?

what if it was ,, one girl.,. and she fed me fries.... (that's it)

i am literally claude code if it was a human woman with impeccable taste in jokes

"god, i love peano numbers" -british orphan who likes music

or minizinc!

sorry. you're telling me 0 dBv = 0.775 V, and 0 dBV (uppercase) = 1 V?????????? this is why nobody understands mixing.

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