who up adding appie juice boxes to the grocery list at 24 because she still hasn’t figured out how to consistently regulate her blood sugar

oh hell yeah

to be brutally honest with you, i’m hoping to be long gone before the two main offices of my job merge

and if they ever say sneakers are a no i think i will quite literally quit. i hate business casual with a burning fire of a thousand suns.

in my maybe throwing myself off a cliff would be better than whatever the fuck it is i have going on today era

if mcalister’s got rid of their chicken salad sandwich, where tf am i supposed to get chicken salad because panera got rid of theirs like 4 months ago. what is with this move man?

Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets. librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done

CNN’s debate moderators reacting to Trump saying Roe v Wade lets women murder babies after they’re born

biden: unintelligible bullshit trump: straight up not-true bullshit moderators: thank you.

Can we PLEASE get a debate moderated by Gen Z that is fact checked in real time.

Give them both a pdf, first one that can rotate it gets to be president

trump saying they should allow israel to finish the job is probably the darkest shit i’ve heard being said at a political debate… and it’s very scary

how bad is that cold

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks

i fear america is cooked folks

Don't underestimate their willingness to try to just stick with it.

what if these last few months were spent making massive reforms instead of one liners

An estimated 17 million people were under a tornado watch on Wednesday April 2nd