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In less exciting news: I envy people who look good with their hair pulled back.

Did anyone else know that Ryan Philippe is 5’9”?

I actively hate anyone who uses the word “Pareto”.

Ordering a vodka soda for brunch is aggressive but slightly impressive.

Never forget: Aliens are real.

I stopped using Uber in 2016. I’ve had no regrets. That is all.

When you realize your Instagram feed is just like watching QVC channel.

I don’t get it. The matrix looks way nicer than the robot metaverse with slim pods.

I worked 8 hours straight at my job and then saved a grasshopper that was trapped. Please ask me what I’m most proud of accomplishing.

I wish I could bring my baby to public places and rely on strangers to watch her while I napped.

Nothing makes me happier than knowing there is a John Wick 4

I don’t know where to post anymore and it’s giving me anxiety. But here to say - is anyone else worried about what this writer strike is going to do to their future Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights?

I was alive when cargo pants were in style the first time and I fully intend to wear them again. Just not the version I bought from the limited too.

I shake my head at people who buy office chairs that cost $1K+. Like come on.

PowerPoint is for people who can’t read or write.