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Falls City residents have any thoughts? Is this fact or cap?

Pro tip to all the dads struggling with Pancakes this morning. Just a little extra sprinkle of water in the batter and make for damn sure that mess is cleaned up!

Just spotted the modern-day superman wearing a cape and white hard delivering prime day packages

Debate in the house tonight do you eat sweet corn length ways or do you eat in circles

In search of new TV mine just ate a cell phone

Was just informed by a very liberal drunk woman in the hotel bar that I need to call California Daddy because that state pays my bills!

Cheifs telling Miami to watch this!

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Just watched my car get drilled by lightning. That being said anyone in the market for Chevy Malibu

A QB from Kearney just completed a third-down pass to an eight-man walk-on WR from Johnson-Brock. It doesn't get more Nebraska than that.

Big Macs all around the Kingdom tomorrow

My 2 year old is becoming so self efficient for the 3rd time this week he has finger painted on his belly with poop from his own diaper

It's getting wild in and out of the ring this is the best $20 PPV ever. roughnrowdybrawl.com/events

Reagan Hiebert 5k - 16:53! Kate Madsen 10k - 35:38! Two for two at Wash U! Two school records go down for the Spires and two NQ marks! Reagan is the second Spire to dip under 17 in the 5k in school history! Kate shattered the old school record by over a minute!

Tyreek Hill to Cheifs Carson Wentz to Miami Per sources

End the 95% tax on Zyns

Hey twitter, if this gets 50 retweets, I'll run on the track at the Preakness naked!