Not being funny but these haircuts are getting out of hand now lads 😂😂

this is the life i deserve x.com/AnimalsWorId/s…

It's gotta feel insanely good to be a cow and let out a huge moo

When someone asks me how I’ve been

Someone said he looks like the ice age baby grown up and now I can’t unsee it

The Fox Inn at Bransford is on Twitter AND is back open from Monday the 12th October! Please spread the news and follow us. #newopening #refurbishedpub #VisitUs

Why are trains so expensive? You going that way anyways, just drop me off

Are you blind?

Why do rollercoaster cameras capture you at high speeds in the best quality but CCTV cameras are all filmed from a potato?

Sir David Attenborough has been given a second knighthood for services to television and conservation. He has now been appointed a Knight Grand Cross, an even higher honour. Congratulations Sir David!

Damn how much daylight they trying to save?! It’s dark as fuck.

You’re a hazard, Harry.

True

no offense to myseIf but wtf am i doing

New ick unlocked.. when someone waves goodbye on a teams call.

Me after saying “what” for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said

“just get ready at my place” me: