Woman accusing Democrats of making everything about race is really upset that Obama isn't supporting her even though she shares his skin color.

When you're really, really busy avoiding doing your job.

That's not the counter-factual. The counter-factual is, "What if President Newsom claimed emergency powers because a TV ad sponsored by a subnational government in Brazil or India hurt his feelings?"

OMFG, it's real.

Hey, GOP! Remember when Biden mumbled at a debate, so Democrats kicked him off the ticket for the good of the country? YOUR FUCKING TURN!

Just to recap: This guy has been saying you need ID to buy groceries for 9 years now but some Americans didn't show up to vote for Kamala because she's a little bit weird.

KevinlyFather 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇲🇼🇸🇿 Aaron Rupar Remember, there's always money in the Ballroom.

I was going to fill up this morning for $1.50 a gallon but I had forgotten my Gas ID.

MeidasTouch

I have a 9 am Zoom call. Can I push it to 8:57 before I step in the shower?

Dr. Oz announces we'll be moving off the dollar standard onto British Pounds Sterling.

WHAT IS HAPPENING???

"...then let them eat carpet."

Acyn We're back to this!

Doctor is sending me for a hearing test and an MRI for my rotator calf.

For safety reasons I suggest we cancel 20% of all Air Force One flights during the shutdown.

Yeah those filthy insurance companies are just going to use that taxpayer money to pay doctors, nurses, paramedics, and hospitals for saving American lives.

Rick Scott President Donald J. Trump

Dog owner since birth. Never seen on crack.

With a “WOW!,” President Trump posts a claim about DOGE and “royalties linked to Obamacare” that originated on a satirical website. That site’s own About section reads: “Everything on this website is fiction… If you believe that it is real, you should have your head examined.”