It’s been two weeks of DMs and promises, and still nothing back from Woolworths SA on what is essentially misleading packaging. Your team instore just looked at me blankly when I showed them.

Glad I'm not the one in the White House that has to tell a particular person that he's not waking up to a win today...

OMG hot cross buns from Pantry. That's it. That's all.

A salesperson in a shop was spectacularly kind to me today. I wish we could all be that kind to one another, all the time.

Wondering why City of Joburg gives you the opportunity to upload a photo of your electricity meter reading, and then ignores the uploaded pic entirely to generate an incorrect account...

Still no reply, City of Joburg?

KerryHaggard x.com/CityofJoburgZA…

So there's no actual way of contacting a human being to ask a question, short of queuing for who knows how long in your in-person centres?

Who even knew that Johannesburg had this many vehicles and officers across SAPS and JMPD?

Another child dead on a rugby field. When is this madness going to stop? news24.com/southafrica/ne…

⁦@Discovery_SA⁩ your app is a little off balance this morning

⁦@Discovery_SA⁩ here’s another date oddity. The Vitality Fitness section of the main app is also buggy as anything - have to keep repeating ‘try again’ every time you try to see a provider’s schedule.

⁦@Discovery_SA⁩ this is a regular feature too.

Are the @Discovery_SA main app and Health app buggy for everyone, or just for the people in my household?

Not sure whether to thank Joburg Roads Agency or SANRAL that most of the lights along the M1 in Johannesburg are working. Really appreciate it, it makes such a positive difference to driving that stretch.

If you are a charity or an organisation looking for help, please register on thehelpers.co.za. We launched yesterday with 50 organisations that helped us test the platform (before launch). We're nearly at 100 now. The Helpers is live. And ready to help. Tell everyone.

Is it a GenZ thing to say 'ohk' instead of OK in written messages? #OldTannie

Just picturing the apoplexy in the Oval Office if this is just the beginning of Mark Carney's journey to a Peace Prize...