Dec 26-Dec 31: A week full of behavior that you’re like “Ok fine but I’m stopping this come 2019.”

Finally hit that age where a little red wine and some HGTV is a killer Friday night.

It’s been a few years since I’ve watched this and I am feeling all of the feels. 😍😍

Ain’t no way in hell this shit real 😂😂😭😭

Only thing that would make the Luke Combs 🎤 concert tomorrow even better would be him bringing @DustinHuffMusic and Muscadine Bloodline to open 🤩#WishfulThinking

Nobody: ...when you drunk headed to the bathroom and a banger starts playing

When you want to go to the Jonas Brothers concert but you already have tickets to see Backstreet Boys that night

Just gonna bless your feed with this low quality video of some HIGH quality moves 👏🏼 @Aliciousness83

Why am I crying?

If it does not serve me, better me or bring me joy then it isn’t taking up my time or energy.

Why don't I expose my kids to Sesame Street? Oh, I don't know, how about flagrant violations of HIPAA law?!?!

me continuing to drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach even though its going to make me feel like shít

That feeling when those fall temperatures finally arrive 🍁🍂🎃

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

No one: Tampon commercials: #thebachelor

My Quarantine Routine I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability 9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

Britney waiting at the finish line for Usain Bolt.

If anyone needs me I’ll just be listening to the new Zach Bryan album on repeat for the rest of my life. 🙌🏼

White Claw tastes like you’re drinking tv static while someone screams the name of a fruit from another room.

uhhhmmmmmm.