Felony bond court highlight— Defendant: I don't understand any of this. Judge McCarthy: Well, you're charged with possession of a stolen motor vehicle… Defendant: I understand that. But why am I getting arrested when everybody else gets away with this shit? This is bullshit!

The Steelers if Big Ben try’s to come out of retirement

Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

This needs to be the official trainer for all Drive Thru personnel…

You can take their at-bats. But you'll never take the memories. 💔

I just received my 2nd Moderna booster vaccine, and I feel good! I am still going to wear my mask and keep my distance because the virus ain’t over, Fool! Grrr

To the rafters!!!!!

Tom Brady just wants his combine photo deleted 😂 (via Tom Brady)

I’ll take it… Wordle 299 4/6 ⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I miss watching the Chicago Blackhawks in June. That said…Let’s Go Colorado Avalanche !!! #StanleyCupFinal

The Avalanche are #StanleyCup champions 🏔

Hey Tattoo Golf - check this out! His first one AND he was wearing your gear. It’s gotta be the gear!

Congrats to the Chicago Bears on beating the Chicago Bears today. Enjoy the W New York Giants … #Damn #TheyBeatThemselves

Hey WordPress.com - my site and Wordpress login pages are down and I can’t get hold of anyone. Help?

I am sure Kanye can still get a fashion deal with My Pillow.

Chicago Bears Silvy @tweetjhood @CarmenDeFalco Sarah Spain - Can NFL Officiating explain how it's not "pass interference" on the left... but it was "pass interference" on the right earlier? Unreal.

Hey CBS and The Neighborhood - perhaps a spelling editor?

This is just sad…

Thanks to Jessi Virtusio and the Daily Southtown for this wonderful write up about IPO’s summer concerts at @OFCCClubhouse