Wait if I’m so Julia and you’re jumping because AG made it, then who’s flying the plane?

fuck it, Kristen Doute Spring Breakers fancam!

track 10 will be like “this one’s for all my dream girls this one’s for all my bland girls this one’s for all my wake your boyfriend up girls”

In light of Louisiana’s recent decision to require that the 10 commandments be posted in every public classroom, I’m reminded of this astute observation from Kurt Vonnegut.

using this juncture in history not to slow down an extinction event, but instead to accelerate it, in service of building machines whose primary purpose is to render humans obsolete. silicon valley makes sense as a grand death drive project, a compulsion towards self annihilation

“I just want to be with rob” #loveislandusa

My body count? You mean the number of paragraphs between my introduction and my conclusion?

ROB WANTS LEAH AGAIN??? #loveislandusa

third pic was my lock screen for months

phd coursework vs phd dissertation

oh pride and prejudice (2005) isn’t streaming anywhere? guess I’ll just fkin ***** ****** ** *** ****

Some of y’all need this

thinking today of Calvin’s First Quadrennial You Voted Now Have A Drink On Me party of 2016

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

The word discourse is an incredibly generous description of what most of you are doing

Apparently Luigi asked the nypd officers if he could listen to a song as he was being detained and he picked Roll With Me by Charli xcx 😭😭😭