pls tell me why this man is drawing a salad (?) in what i assume is old MS Paint during law school

They shoudl come up with horrifying new vegan meats that have no living reference point

merry SherylCrowLovers ‘s birthday to all that celebrate !!

why does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

new hair oop

obsessed with this video like why does the darkside have moves

[trying to impress my date] order whatever u want her: i’ll have the lobster waiter: [noticing i am pointing a gun at him under the table] we uh. we don’t have lobster

LMAOOOOOO #MK8D #NintendoSwitch

lmao boston just had an earthquake?? oh???? that was crazy to experience when you don’t think you’re experiencing an earthquake.

just finished my last law school class ever!!! finals time, then graduation, and then the bar exam!

hair dyed today and also me smiling at my cat butter bc he’s my sweetie baby angel <3

graduated law school yesterday!

jaden smith, a local LA queen, clearly drawing inspiration from joella🖤 #DragRace #GRAMMYs #dontforgettheella

i think fondue is just hot pot for white people

got on this elevator with a guy and thought, woah cool, we’re both talking on the phone via airpods rn, so neither of us should feel guilty! As we left the elevator I realized he was NOT on the phone, but instead tweaking and speaking to himself OOP

life fucking sucks. one day you have tiramisu and then most other days you don’t. I hate that

I JUST ATE TWO YELLOW SQUASH I AM OUT OF CONTROL