grown people saying meow everywhere on the tl

falling in love is a form of self harm

if you get catfished, you don't deserve to be on the internet

nothing beats a nap where you wake up and half your life has passed

a whole bottle of wine so you get white girl drunk

i almost busted on my screen ngl i love brownies sm

i summoned all the strays with this one lol

i wanted to watch youtube but opened the doordash app am i cooked?

getting a new phone is like becoming a new person

is getting verified worth it

running my racks up

called two people on my new phone and no one picked up 😔🥀

these just look too wet to be brownies i stg 😭

if i say im taken, how many followers am i going to lose

two delusional people calling each other besties 😭

i think i’m going to pay for premium so i can do voice memos

call me a run on sentence the way a period won’t stop me

rip to all the people who never let me follow them back and got too impatient

yes please soft block me because my non chronically online ass is totally gonna notice

i’m so tired that even my tiredness is tired