I’m too old for this

Taylor Swift doesn’t care about our sleep schedules.

SO HIGH SCHOOL

the smallest man who ever lived 🤝 konstantine

as someone who finds meaning through the purchase of overpriced and overly marketed snack foods i am personally devastated by this foxtrot news

I’m really bummed about Foxtrot (RIP to all my little treats) but it’s so awesome to see Andrea breaking the news via Snaxshot 👏

the only reasonable idea

🥹 that transition 🥹

suburban perks

I simply assume this will matter as much to some of you as it does to me: youtu.be/cCL5myQXtz4?si…

And then we redo them, and the cycle continues. 🙃

incredibly here for the resurrection of matt murton

the way that entire blessed endorsement is lwymmd coded and my addled brain went straight to — they’re gonna convince me this is a rep easter egg aren’t they 🤡