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The Cat on the Pillow (Adolf von Becker, 19th century)

fascinating to see in the last decade People have gone from customer to “consumer” and all niceties civility friendly attempts to take your money have gone out the window. Buy the fucking product pig. Don’t want it? It’s on your computer you fucking hog. You already bought it.

Charles van den Eycken - Happier Than a Prince (1916)

“you guys see it too right” “oh that’s not…” “they didn’t know” vagueposting has gone too far every post blowing up lately makes no sense

when Kanye said "i keep it 300 like the romans", it was actually a reference to the roman numeral CCC, which stands for cartesian closed categories, whose internal logic is simply typed lambda calculus. casual listeners largely missed this

Giving grown men a loli pop after their haircut to see their reactions 😂

うさぎさんの咀嚼音🥕 （音出し推奨） せきとちゃんは本当に美味しそうに食べる #うさぎ

that's lawslop your honor. You're only enforcing it to maintain social order

her eyes are as green as pickles. her freckles are spread across her face like a perfect sesame seed bun. her cheeks as rosy as tomato. her beautiful mustard hair… ketchup tinted lips… her cheesy smile… and her patties… 😍 she’s my burger

Kid Rock was the alternate name for Epstein Island

Happy birthday to my favourite of all the haters, Charles Darwin

hoppy valenbun’s day everybunny! hope you got to flop with your special somebun 🤎🤍🩶

Gelatinous Cube Obama: my uhh jello Americans

Centrist MLK: I have a dream that someday the polling will show that it’s safe to support integrated schools

A piece from the "Japanese Death Poems: Written by Zen Monks and Haiku Poets on the Verge of Death".

He was rlly going off

you will never guess which one is the prince of dragonstone and which one is the prince of summerhall