youtu.be/GZb_mqH2zJY

Taylor Swift is Chaucer for the Snapchat generation

Choon. youtu.be/HT42R4WxEKs

In 1766, there was a cheese riot in Nottingham where the mayor of Nottingham was knocked over by a large cheese.

The greater the platform, the louder the voice. Welcome to the Task Force Mars UK 🗣 #ENDCHILDFOODPOVERTY

You know you’ve listened to too much AllKillaNoFilla when you find yourself saying sentences like “Ooh, Denis Nielsen is one of my favourites” #idontmeanitlikeTHAT

Started watching The Fall. Mistakenly went for a run in the dark. Now contemplating dyeing my hair blonde.

⁦Tesco⁩ ⁦Yeo Valley⁩ Sunday morning pancakes sadly ruined by an uninvited guest of some unspecified blue mould. Flipping outrageous.

I am one of those dreadful millennials who listens to Bruce Springsteen and is surprised by how much he references songs by the Gaslight Anthem

Living my best holiday with not just one, but two trips to B&Q #thatsso2020

Some days you just wake up with a song in your head youtu.be/4GPsgl6gWds

Another day, another running fall that leaves me with the scabbed knees of a twelve year old boy

Would love to understand the psychology of men who mimic women who are running. Is it a generous act to signify, just in case not immediately obvious, that they are a total wanker?

Team Colin.

Another classic Saturday night of bulk buying dried mango

You know you’ve hit peak lockdown when you have speed typing races as after dinner entertainment

Really enjoyed discussing Line of Duty on BBC Radio 5 Live this morning. What are your thoughts? #LineOfDuty #LineofDuty6

Relatable. #GBBO

I don’t know who made this but it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen #DowningStreetParties

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service