i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

There's a subreddit for skaters over 30 called r/oldskaters and Tony Hawk posts in it like he's just some guy

[the other guy cheating on his wife at the Coldplay concert] phew

what getting caught having an affair at a coldplay concert taught me about b2b saas 👇

That CEO affair guy when the camera panned to them at the Coldplay concert.

you gonna believe me or that lying ass coldplay jumbotron?

surprised they didn’t invite Legal to the Coldplay concert

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

He concert-held the HR lady during Yellow and now his wife has to hear that song every time she’s in a CVS

what are some beginner concerts for someone just getting into cheating

it’s been a pretty crazy year for CEOs

what's wrong babe you've hardly touched your head of HR

I would like to thank Coldplay for bringing the nation together. For a day, you fixed us.

Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor

Jeep owners be like let me put 60 potential projectiles in my dash so that in the event of a crash they can bounce around at terminal velocity

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

One of you will eventually give in & tell me if the Coldplay guy is or is not an astronaut

Pls text me back I’m on the Coldplay jumbotron