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@katecreate

If my life weren't funny it would just be true. Fighting infertility and autism parenting with an bizarre sense of humor.

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We mostly eat a vegetarian diet at home but my boys put away an ungodly amount of ham at their Nonni's house today! Anyone else eat ham on Easter? That is another tradition where I have no clue where it comes from!

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My oldest made a run for it into the (off limits) lake at the park and I had to wade in and pull him out. Then he came home and dumped rainbow sprinkles everywhere!! He regrets nothing!

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On my way to work this morning I saw a panhandler on the corner with a sign that read "Why lie? Need $$ to buy weed." I respect the honesty.

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So tonight is prom in my small town and it has been rainy all week. Since kids couldn't do outdoor pictures the grocery store set up a very nice photo backdrop and props for them to use for free. Now that is a feel good story!

So tonight is prom in my small town and it has been rainy all week. Since kids couldn't do outdoor pictures the grocery store set up a very nice photo backdrop and props for them to use for free. Now that is a feel good story!
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Hey Twitter! I need Mark Hamill to record a greeting for Camp Quality Ohio, a children's oncology camp! I know it is a long shot but help us let kids with cancer be kids again!

Hey Twitter! I need <a href="/MarkHamill/">Mark Hamill</a> to record a greeting for Camp Quality Ohio, a children's oncology camp! I know it is a long shot but help us let kids with cancer be kids again!
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I don't need my house to be spotless but I would like it nice enough that the County DD does feel like that should call the County CSB tomorrow!

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Thank you KevinSmith for being so nice with us being starstruck and awkward! And thanks Heroes For Causes and The Secret Stash for being so kind to our nonverbal kids when we visited! You made our first visit to New Jersey special!

Thank you <a href="/ThatKevinSmith/">KevinSmith</a> for being so nice with us being starstruck and awkward! And thanks <a href="/HeroesForCauses/">Heroes For Causes</a> and <a href="/The_SecretStash/">The Secret Stash</a> for being so kind to our nonverbal kids when we visited! You made our first visit to New Jersey special!
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Why do all dads insist on sleeping in the room where everyone hangs out then gets made when people bother them in that room? There are empty beds and another empty couch in other rooms, go nap there!

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Catelyn Stark should have treated Jon Snow the way Victoria Barkley treats Heath. I think she likes him better than some of her own kids.

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Someone did this to the pole in front of my house. I don't know who but I love it! It will be here until the city fixes the pole! #hulk #incrediblehulk #hulksmash Mark Ruffalo

Someone did this to the pole in front of my house. I don't know who but I love it! It will be here until the city fixes the pole! #hulk #incrediblehulk #hulksmash <a href="/MarkRuffalo/">Mark Ruffalo</a>