Busted collarbone and I’m not allowed in the kitchen so it can heal, so wife wants #Ninja recipe ideas that are easy and high protein to make for us … need to save on prep time and washing up! Any suggestions please?

This is all my commsy followers need to see today. C'mon you comma fuckers, let's unite!

💙 Passionate about health R&D? We are recruiting people for a new research and development team for primary care in #Newcastle including a GP, nurse, and support staff. Find out more and apply now at newcastle-gp-services.co.uk/jobs/

This week’s wonderful timeline cleanser

I shouldn’t laugh. I am childish. But …

Anyone in my Twittersphere been to #Faro city in Portugal? Planning a week in June and short list is Almeria (Andalusia), Porto and Faro. I like good food, places of peace, nature and am not a fan of mega touristy spots!

It’s taken me about 15 years but I’ve finally finished Peter Ackroyd’s brilliant book, #London. Reckon I’ll just start it again it’s that good.

Here's a timeline cleanser to warm your heart, and mine. bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-…

Another timeline cleanser for you lucky people, this is just lovely.

Oh bum bum bum Richard Coles … just heard you’re off the Saturday morning airwaves after this week. Am gutted. You’ve been an exceptional broadcaster and great company for many years. Thank you. #SaturdayLive

Take a bow Richard Coles … it’s been brilliant, thank you, and what a way to sign off “… getting shit faced …” ❤️ #SaturdayLive

TL cleanse. A crow gets brushed and then grabs the brush and asks to get brushed more ☺️

Brilliant interview with Faye Gaskin. on BBC Radio 5 Live by Helen Skelton. Sat in my parked car and it’s too good to turn the radio off … what an amazing ambassador for rugby league and women’s sport. Deserves plenty 🍺 after yesterdays match!

Can we stop talking about how ‘that industry’ is broken and allowed/allows RB and others to abuse power. It’s men. In any industry. Were you lot not watching the World Cup?!!!

Not sure how true this is, but many years ago my mum/dad told me my first words were 'Whocar'. True or not, I loved it then, and still love it now. Happy 60th birthday Doctor Who 🎈 #doctorwho60

I love darts and snooker and curling and at the moment I’m loving #WorldIndoorBowls (yes really!). Big up Sian Honnor (Gordon) for some of the best sports commentary I’ve heard in a long time too.

Word fact of the day: ‘penguin’ is one of the few words in the dictionary of Welsh origin: it comes from ‘pen gwyn’, ‘white head’. (And a reminder that penguins were also once known affectionately as ‘arsefeet’.)

Booked a last minute holiday to Malaga (city) and planning to also stay in #Ronda for a few days. Anyone got any tips? We’re not planning on hiring a car - wouldn’t mind a decent day trip to one of the parks or similar.

Hello Morrisons . Booked a food delivery for my housebound, disabled, elderly dad, he got a call this morning to say its cancelled. I managed to sort a redelivery for tonight by calling you but that’s now been cancelled again. The only slot I can get now is Thursday. Do better.

A great visit to NGPS to celebrate their 10th anniversary of voicing the priorities in primary care across Newcastle. Their life-changing research in is vital to finding cures and treatments for a range of conditions and diseases. Find out more: newcastle-gp-services.co.uk/research-and-d…