New Zealanders are frustrating cos they are SO close to getting our accent right

Poor Karl Chandler's been roped in, but I'm not sure this makes things any clearer: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/tea…

I’ve never let success go to my head or my career.

Live Little Dum Dum Club this Saturday in Melbourne! Gonna be a fun one! Tickets: littledumdumclub.com

Slogan for hot air balloons: You gotta get up PRETTY early in the morning if you wanna look like a fucken idiot

I pitch “duck sandwich” every single night

If sport aren’t sexist why are there tennis balls but no tennis vagina

What was the best episode of 2022? Get out your democracy sausage and vote! Was it the big 500/600th episodes? The birth of Karlchella/DumDumCon22? Chandler's idiotic dentist trip/car breakdown? Or maybe even this week's Hurricane Fiona episode? VOTE NOW: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI…

I’ve seen a lot of fucken great shit described as sublime, so how good must limes be

Plus someone chucked a bucket of paint on Blue Poles but no-one has noticed yet

Tell me you’re mute without telling me you’re mute

Seeing someone drive the wrong way down a one-way street is the grown-up version of seeing a dog run around in the schoolgrounds.

NEW, FREE, FUNNY Little Dum Dum Club ep, LIVE in Melbourne, w/ guests Sam Pang, Tom Ballard & Dave O'Neil! We’re in the Daily Mail, Sam is in New Idea, O'Neil has a controversial chicken shop trip w/ Pang and Dassalo has a do-over with his painting. DOWNLOAD: littledumdumclub.com/node/657

Did you love @DumDumClub? Got a dickhead-sized hole in your week? May I suggest Ding Dong Club? Don’t be scared by this “comedy mates sitting around talking shit” format. It’s the shock of the new. In time, this radical concept will be accepted as the norm. On podcast apps now!

I was anally probed by an alien. Well, he didn’t look like he was from around here.

I'm in the DING DONG CLUB with Karl Chandler & Sam Pang. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/din…

If you know anything about me, it’s that I love comedy. And my podcast DING DONG CLUB 🛎️ is comedy adjacent at least. Heaps of episodes up with wonderful guests, plus my idiot stories. linktr.ee/dingdongclub

Karl Chandler is one of the hardest working people behind the curtain in Melbourne’s comedy scene. From booking gigs to writing for The Project, Sam Pang and more, you’ve no doubt seen and heard his work. Enjoy this brilliant chat in the #everyonerelax feed now!

It’d be harsh to be convicted of a crime by a bunch of people not smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Sad that there used to be a Black History Month and now they only get a Friday