it's 1998. you have a nintendo 64 with goldeneye. you just ordered pizza with extra cheese. your friends are coming over and you have four rumble paks. you don't know it right now but this is as good as life will ever get

oh to be a yellow lab napping on a windowsill overlooking a canal in Bruges

Lol another lie. I landed on 28th February. Zero screening or awareness.

The more books you read, the more books you realise you're not reading.

Harry styles is now my boyfriend

At the end of all this, will any of us be anything more than a statistic?

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The iPhone mini is the real fucking deal. Finally, good riddance to comically large phones. Even better than the amazing 5S/SE.

A trick I learned from Naval to get rid of envy: If you are going to be jealous of someone, you must be willing to swap your *entire* life for theirs. You can’t cherry-pick the aspect of their life you want. You must give up *everything* you have and know. Not interested.

Grief is really just love. It’s all the love you want to give, but cannot. All that unspent love gathers up in the corners of your eyes, the lump in your throat, and in that hollow part of your chest. Grief is just love with no place to go. - Jamie Anderson

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Maybe they should put the UK government in the British Museum to protect it

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Everything happens so much

using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,