Defunding the police sounds radical until you realize realize we’ve been defunding education for years.

They've been treated like they treat black people for two weeks and they're having a mental breakdown.

Told ya'll he exaggerates about the size of things.

Pretty sure it’s a rule that you have to eat ice cream after going to the gyno

customers really come up to me and ask “when this whole covid thing gonna be over?” Lmfao bro idk let me go ask my manager

This week has been sucky but I’m so happy to have Jake

Who do I even think I am getting drunk on a Sunday

“I just couldn’t stand by and listen to his lies any longer.”

2020 sure caused a lot of pull out amnesia

Quarantine would be way cooler with a hot tub

Best not tell this guy any secrets

no April Fool’s prank will ever top this 😂

He’s a 10 but does not have Unagi