Does the Catholic Church need a liquor license to give communion or is it a free exercise clause situstion? No I will not google it thanks

Been a while

Zion National Park, in motion *open for the full image

The waitress at Applebee’s told me I was pretty. All the validation I need for the next year and a half

Where were you when I rhymed Mansion with Wiscansin?

Hearing Mr Brightside not followed by “fuck OU” is honestly atrocious

The angle vs. the shot 🌻

Here’s to wars & revolution, buckin horses & prostitution

Seamless handoff for the Packers

All three of my teams lost this weekend. Do not speak to me. Do not look at me. Don’t even think about me

Random call from Claire “Does this Fanny pack make it look like my tit has it’s own colostomy bag?” Update: it does not

“Check On Your Friends” This one will be on the new record #MentalHealthAwareness

Free him

Now that the Packer season is over, I’m in desperate need of a new hyperfixation. Open to suggestions

Finally learning that guitar is nothing like Guitar Hero