a nurse yesterday asked if RJ has any siblings, and after saying no she said “I’m so sorry that you guys are getting baptized in fire on your first” pretty accurate description

Not a night nurse telling me I can’t touch my son, and looking at me like a thief every time I got close to him.

this man is about to get the twisted tea can with a glass Starbucks bottle if he doesn’t get his meaty hand off my kid.

This is heartwarming 🥲

my fat ass keeps thinking these are cheese blocks 😂

Im not a pumpkin spice kinda Fall girl. I’m more of a chili, wild rags with sweatshirts kinda Fall Girl

what do you think this period in your life is trying to tell you? for me, it’s that no matter what — we aren’t as in control as we’d like to think. you can line up all of your marbles perfectly & one gust of wind or bump to the table can send them rolling.

my response to every situation is "it's all good" because even if it isn't it will be

This goes hand in hand with being the only person to point out when someone is treating you or others bad. And then everyone acts like you are the bad guy for calling their shit

After I found out the romper girls mom was the one in the cardigan, I love romper girl now because I’d also kick the shit out of some girl if she fucked with my mom

A year from now, D and I will be saying I do with our little man bringing rings down the aisle. And this hospital stay will all be a bad dream

I can’t wait for this to happen with my child and his dad and uncle

The level I feel this on 😭

S H E E P ??

I didn’t know it was possible to feel this fucking shattered

i say the most unhinged shit to dalton like the little sewer rat i am and he just smiles and loves me anyway😂

your Bestfriend deadass be that person you hang out with the least 😭😭😭 like wtf

how does my fiancé stretch his straw hat? he puts it on my fat head

i have never been more of a girls girl, then when i smacked a spider off my friend, while i myself am TERRIFIED OF FUCKING SPIDERS