You cannot call your political adversaries Nazi fascists and modern day Hitlers and then say political violence is wrong when your deranged lunatic supporters act on your statements and kill or attempt to kill the people you’ve attacked. I will not accept it. No one should.

If you read "Unhumans" by King Poso 👑 and Joshua Lisec, The Ghostwriter, you will be horrified to realize that the purpose of "whole language" was to make children illiterate because Marxism looks for every stealthy way it can bring a society down before it takes it over by force. See the

Sorry I rsvp'd "fuck that" to your one year old's birthday party.

Most librarians have seriously pondered what's the library equivalent of using the airplane emergency exit slide to quit your job

People who say "go big or go home" seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it's literally my only goal for most of the day.

Never weed during an existential crisis. "What's it all for? What does it all mean?" you cry as essential texts go to the dumpster.

MARC in a (Less) Cold Climate WHY ARE WE HERE WHY IS SHAKESPEARE HERE WHY IS NABOKOV IN TWO PLACES WHY IS HITCHCOCK IN THREE

If only more people had changed their Facebook profile picture after the last tragedy, this latest mass killing could have been avoided.

The night of deranged people calling for rivers of blood was great, shame to see it tarnished by plagiarism

Hang in there, baby! gocomics.com/the-adventures… #gocomics #comics (via @BCatComic)

Just to reiterate.

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98% of librarians are left speechless each week by something a patron says with a straight face

WINTER HAS ARRIVED HANG THE TINSEL PREPARE THE HOLIDAY HAM HOLD YOUR LOVED ONES CLOSE KEEP THEM SAFE THE COLD NEVER GOES HUNGRY

Who would have believed that the perfect Wikipedia photo caption could have been improved upon?

NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS BE A GOOD FATHER SYNERGIZE MORE AT THE OFFICE WAKE UP COVERED IN BLOOD LESS DO NOT KILL ANY MORE GREGS NO CARBS

100% of pregnant librarians have already heard whatever 'Due Date' joke you are about to tell them