Dolly, our adorable Andean condor chick, has started exploring outside her nest box! Have you been lucky enough to see her in all her fluffy glory?

performatively reading Frog & Toad alone on a parked tandem bicycle

I don't have kids and this is exactly what I want my tax dollars going to.

i don't know how many times i have to say this. all women want is a guy who can do a good bugs bunny impression

if you talk to me about AI i'm hearing absolute mush. you sound like the parents in charlie brown to me

i love how we’re just straight up cooking the planet to produce the worst thing ever invented

i don’t really care how much you can lift. how much SpongeBob can you quote

the world is such a beautiful place when you don’t think too hard about it or look around

i don’t know how people who don’t have a sister like……… live like that….. without a sister……

clinically undepressed guy: im thinking of Beginning it all

my inner turmoil is becoming kind of outer lately

RFK jr is healing my imposter syndrome. maybe I’m actually fine at my job

“what would you say to your teenage self” i don’t want to talk to that bitch

The waitress just said “who’s thirsty” as she refilled my water and then spilled it everywhere

if I saw a man do this i’d sprint away like Naruto

every headline lately is like “Supreme Court authorizes Trump to piss on your grave”

this is how it feels to double text

sometimes by 10am I’m already like you know what let’s just try again tomorrow