The em dash becoming a signifier of ChatGPT generated text has been a shot through the heart for people who sometimes need to shake up a comma heavy sentence and those who feel pretty sure they know when to use a semicolon but generally still steer clear of it just in case

Sitting in first class I got the middle seat Asked the guy next to me how he got rich He pointed at the small can of Coca-Cola on his tray He’s the CEO of Coke Amazing Asked the other guy how he got rich He gestured to the airplane He’s the CEO of Boeing Wow Then

Cata Coll: *preparing for penalties* Hannah Hampton:

Working from home.. 😅

Mrs Brown's Boys from BBC iPlayer

Just lying awake thinking of the happy couple across the river who've decided that 11:45pm is the right time in their wedding reception to blast out With or Without You

Really is hard to shake the feeling that at some point in the last 5 years, a decent chunk of the population went completely and irredeemably mad. Like, properly insane.

Will be interesting to see if Wirtz gets older than him this season

Exit through a gift shop

Stunning opening to today’s episode #EastEnders

Keir Starmer’s silence on Isak is deafening.

That's the wrong Congo, mate

Not wanting to get drawn into the flag debate but that is first class dismounting of a ladder

Lads at the wedding when the girls go off to dance

Strange, oddly racial, thing to tweet.

So you go through all the verification process, halfway through the queue and you still get restricted? This is really poor. AXS_UK Radiohead

Didn't think anyone could suck harder than ticketmasteruk but congrats to AXS_UK - that was hands down the worst ticket buying experience of my life. Radiohead have a word.

It isn't even the highest point in this photo

Fantastic from Brighton, this. A massively important message delivered very well.