I am once again making money in the middle of nowhere

I need to go home

Had a dream the other night that Mayonnaise was a 20 minute long song

Growing up is realizing Radiohead sucks and they only had 2 good songs

I used to make 4 grand a week, I used to be somebody

Gotta climb that ladder, chasing these hoes won’t pay for your retirement

She like my penis because it reminds her of caviar, very small and smelly

Jacking off to pictures of tractors

Old Texas co workers got me listening to Koe wetzel, I’m a joke

Bought more beer but I’m scared to drink one. I have to spend someone’s else money all day tomorrow

Scheduled my gal bladder removal now my appendix is hurting what da fuck is going on man

It’s so fun getting to know women until you really get to knowing women

So close to telling bitches to Just kill theirselfs to escape the hell scapes they’ve created

I’ve got too much hair to put up With these bitches bullshit

I need to blast some test about this

Probably gonna be me one day if I’m lucky

Life is so cool until it all catches it up with you on a random Saturday afternoon before Easter

How do I fix my brain, sneed some esoteric knowledge

My old boss came to hang out and his girlfriend was staring at me so long he tried to play it off in joking manner tonight

How it feels telling a guy that’s 4 years younger than you all your problems