"Brexit has had an estimated 11.2% negative impact on UK trade. UK share of world trade has fallen by a further 15%." Must-read, painstaking piece about the damage Britain is doing to itself due to that vote to leave the EU. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

In France, they would be rioting by now. In England, we just wait patiently for a new Marina Hyde column. Wonder if that’s why their energy bills are only going up by 4% lol.

If you watch this and your blood doesn’t boil may I suggest you don’t care about what lies you’re told and you don’t care about the Union or the stability of Northern Ireland .

Anyone disagreeing with this should read Rutger Bregman’s excellent “Utopia For Realists”. It’s not a crazy idea, it’s been done before, and would help those who need it most. As a sidenote Rory Stewart / ALASTAIR CAMPBELL , Rutger would be a really interesting podcast guest!

Amazing club to be a part of! Great opportunity for an up-and-coming coach ⚽️

When it came to Partygate, the police had Johnson’s back. Here’s how:

Brilliant thread as always from Rutger Bregman … arguments that make moral, economic and social sense!

Smartest understanding of finance in football there is. Love Swiss Ramble ‘s work 👏

any decent person knows the tories are cruel and despicable and dangerously inept but my goodness me doesn’t a leadership contest bring it into sharp focus

What a fucking idiot. Good grief. Inanimate objects have a higher IQ

A true legend of sport. How lucky we’ve been just to see her play vogue.com/article/serena…

David Frost - a man of incredibly consistent stupidity. The lights are on, but nobody’s home. Just as well he’s not been involved in any decisions of importance in the last few years… ALASTAIR CAMPBELL / Rory Stewart

Thoughts ALASTAIR CAMPBELL / Rory Stewart …

Magnificent.

Stunningly shit customer service from MTN SA Service … if you’re ever in the South Africa, don’t try getting data or a SIM card from these fraudsters. Shame in what is otherwise an amazing place! #CustomerService

WE GO AGAIN. To everyone who is still playing despite their body suggesting it might be time x theguardian.com/football/blog/…

Always worth reminding people that you don’t actually HAVE to call them “Sir…” or “Lord..” because we don’t actually live in Fairy-tale Land, and they should grow up and stop giving themselves silly prizes and expecting the rest of us to play along.

No spoilers, but this is the cleverest football advert I've ever seen.

"All it says is: if you perform on the pitch, this is one big boys' club and we will protect you." Today, we condemned Man United's terrible handling of the Mason Greenwood situation as they continue to sit on their hands. Catch the full episode here: lnk.to/ramble