Worse weak foot than Jackson?

Cherki doesn’t know that Pep doesn’t allow flicks in rondos. Uh oh.

In December 2024, I trialled for the Baller League as a player. I didn’t make it. 6 months later, I lifted the trophy at the O2 Arena as part of the coaching staff that won it all with SDS FC. Here’s what happened 🧵

Identical shooting technique on both feet. Makes you think… what were they teaching Nicolas Jackson in his Senegalese Academy?

Always thought Caicedo has abnormally long arms. You can kind of see it here. His arms rest halfway down his shorts 🦍

🇫🇷 Karl Toko Ekambi, former Lyon player on Rayan Cherki : “When I was in Lyon four years ago, he could’ve had the exact same season he’s having now. But football depends on a lot of different factors — the environment around you, how the coach treats you, whether the club

You can tell Pep likes him & Cherki is very happy. Happy marriage.

I’m telling you, I’m really feeling this coaching set-up at City 👀

Out of his comfort zone and he’s already -5% body fat. His face looks chiselled.

If “hands flailing” = a lot of frustration.. then Cherki has been frustrated his whole career. Even at his happiest at OL, he threw up his hands. It’s how he is as a person. I bet he does it in training as well. Different players have different personalities.

No player made more key passes (4) or completed more successful dribbles (5) than Pedro Neto in the opening round of matches at the #FIFACWC. 💪

How has a player of Palmer’s quality been this BAD for so long? It’s been 6 full months. Can’t wrap my head around it.

This pitch is so dry & shit

Reece James man. People lie about him so, so much.

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Jackson mate loooooool

We have Delap who is a “shithouse” and now we have Jackson who is getting increasingly ret*rded

🚨Updated Projected Path: R16: Bayern Munich Q-F: Palmeiras or PSG

John Obi Mikel is crashing out on DAZN rn 😭😭😭😭😭😭 He absolutely HATES Nicholas Jackson lmao

I don’t think I’m over exaggerating when I say this moment ruined everything. Jorginho left & we brought in a guy who doesn’t particularly excel at anything & he’s physically/athletically one of the worst players at the club. All at the price of €121m.